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요 몇일 일이 많아서 잠도 못자고 좀 무리했더니....얼굴이 까칠해 보였는지........
어머니께서 어디서 들으셨는지 몰라도 비비크림을 사오셨더군요. ㅎㅎ

대뜸 "이런걸 남자가 어떻게 바르고 다녀??? 화장한것 처럼 허연해 보이자누....."

어머니 왈...
 " 요즘은 남자들도 이런거 다 바르고 다닌댜~~~~장가갈라믄 이쁘게 하고 다녀야 할꺼 아니여~~~"



순간 어머니의 아들 생각하는 마음은 알겠지만서도.... 도대체 저걸 ...남자가 어떻게 바르고 다니나? 하는 생각이 들더군요.
암튼...이왕 저 생각해서 사다주신 비비크림을 바꾸라고 할 수도 없고 해서 알았다고 얘기하고 책상 한구석에 올려 놓았습니다. 2~3일쯤 지나 저녁에 동창들 여러명과 약속이 있어 일을 마무리 하고 집에 들러서 샤워하고 머리를 말리는데, 책상에 올려놓은 비비크림이 눈에 띠더군요. 

순간 어머님 말씀이 떠오릅니다. 고민들어갑니다. "여자 동창들도 많이 나온다는데...함 발라봐?????"


시험삼아 발랐다가 이상하면 지워버리자는 생각으로....거울보면서 한번 발라보기 시작했죠. 사용법이나 이런걸 모르니...한움큼 쥐어짜서 발랐더니.......이건 뭐...완전 일본 그...뭐더라??  아 맞다...게이샤처럼 얼굴이 허연해서...참 볼만하더군요.

바로 어머니에게 쪼르르 달려가서 "이거 봐봐...남자가 어떻게 이러고 다녀??? " 했더니만...


어머니 왈
"아이고...이 무식한 늠아...그걸 그렇게 쳐바르는 놈이 어디 있다냐?? 쪼금만 짜서....잘 펴서 발라야...표도 않나고 피부도 좋아보이지....이 자슥아~~~~~~~" 

ㅋㅋㅋ 어머니...다 닦아내라고 하시면서 화장솜을 주시더군요.암튼 어찌어찌해서...잘 펴바르고 모임이 있는 장소로 향했습니다. 그런데....이거 상당히 시선이 신경쓰이더군요. 괜히 저만 쳐다보는것 같고.........





어쨌든 이렇게...저렇게 약속장소에 도착했는데.......여자동창들까지 20명 가까운 숫자가 와있는데..........
갑자기 여자동창 하나가.....

 
" 야...얼굴이 왜이렇게 뽀해?? 설마 너 화장했냐??  아~~씨!! 동창들 많은데....무쟈게 챙피하더군요.

"무슨 화장을 해???? 야...넌 비비크림도 모르냐?? " 아이고~~ 이걸 변명이라고 하고 있습니다...ㅎㅎ

"남자가 무슨 비비크림을 발라~~~ 야....xx야!! 너 나이 먹더니 아주 골때린다. 호호호~~~"

아...여자 동창들도 많은데...순간 얼굴 빨개지고...쩍팔려서 미치겠고.......빨리 화제거리를 다른곳으로 돌려야 하는데....이늠의 기집애는 목소리가 기차화통을 삶아 쳐..드셨는지...나머지 동창들에게까지...시선이 집중되고...아주 돌아버리기 일보직전 입니다. 멋지게 보이려는 비비크림의 허망한 꿈은 이렇게 사라져 버립니다.

아주 나머지....동창들도 깔깔대고 난리났습니다.
아주 대놓고 가까이 와서 얼굴 들이밀고 쳐다보는 동창까지....있네요. 이늠의 비비크림 때문에 이렇게 창피를 당할줄이라고는 생각도 못했는데..................그저 쪼매만...멋지게 보이고 싶었는데.........................

순간 어머님의 모습이 떠오릅니다. " 남자들도 다 바르고 다닌댜~~~장가갈라믄 이쁘게 하고 다녀야혀~~~"

아.............비비크림......남자가 바르기엔 무리인가요??????




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